soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them
admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system
British comedy will always give me a sense of national pride like nothing else can
(Sirius Black at 2am in the Gryffindor dormitory)
Brian May + badgers = OTP
Martin Crieff: 50% ‘aww you poor bby i wanna give you a hug’ 50% ‘shut up shut up shut up you’re just digging yourself deeper you clot!’
Arthur Shappey: 75% ‘oh my god shut up already jesus fucking christ' 25% 'you're just adorable i can't even'
Douglas Richardson: 25% ‘you’re a dick’ 65% ‘but…
I just found out like a week ago you can trade your broken headphones and chargers at the apple store for new ones as long as they’re apple!!!
WHAT THE FUCK
30 day OTP challenge - 6. Wearing each other’s clothes.
my favorite flavor of cake is more
"Good evening Carolyns and Arthurs, this is your Douglas speaking."
President JF. Kennedy & Marilyn Monroe